Happy Mother’s Day

Praying_MantisI couldn’t resist taking a break from the drudgery of packing to wish all Gourmay mothers:  Happy Mother’s Day!   I am surprised that one of our most popular Mother’s Day cards at Therese Saint Clair carries an image of an insect next to  the following quote:  ”Eating her young meant fewer Mother’s Day cards to open.”

Personally, I think the designer of this card got it wrong since the image looks like a female Preying Mantis, which as most everyone knows eats the head of her male partner while mating.  Apparently, cannibalism is quite common among insects.  In fact, eating your young might be a good idea to prevent them from becoming teenagers.  (Langston:  I jest, please don’t report me to Governor Perry)

Now the Burying Beetle is also a nasty piece of work as reported by National Geographic.  In fact, there are quite a few animal mothers that are not particularly adept at raising their children.

In any event, I do not intend to dwell on all the negativity that we face each day.  I would just like to say to every mother:

Thanks for putting up with us Mom, you deserve a medal!

 

Food Etiquette for American Travelers

Eating EtiquetteGourmay reader Rudi, who rarely walks away from a decent meal unless it is to smoke a Cuban cigar, sent me this delightful quiz on “Food Etiquette” for international travelers.  I realize that I am on sabbatical, but I am always happy to share useful knowledge with “fellow Americans” who are prepared to leave their assault weapons at home and enjoy a little international sight-seeing.

Simply click on the International Food Etiquette hyperlink to begin your Quiz.

Quiz Placement Results

0 to 4 Correct  -  Sign up for George Bush’s “No Child Left Behind Program”

5 to 6 Correct  -  You may travel freely within Texas and southeastern United States (except for Louisiana where they speak Creole)

5 to 7 Correct –  You many travel  freely within the United States, Mexico (particularly Cancun) and Canada where they are used to American tourists.

8 to 9 Correct –  You are free to travel internationally, preferably with a guide who speaks the local language.

10 to 11 Correct –  We are still looking for the next Ambassador to Libya.  Please apply.

Enjoy your spring and summer.  Back later when I have something useful to say.

A Sabbatical

Sleeping ManMy birthday was April 27th.   I guess it is OK to celebrate the day, but I certainly don’t relish counting the years.  In any event, I have decided to look forward borrowing some inspiration from my favorite poet, Rainer Maria Rilke:  ”And now let us welcome the new year, full of things that have never been.”  The quote comes from a lovely Christmas card printed each year by Saturn Press.

For a variety of reasons – mainly because we will be moving – I am taking a brief leave of absence or sabbatical to help Thérèse move.  I hope to pick up my mouse and my remote keyboard sometime in late June.  If anyone has something worthwhile (not really necessary) to say, drop me an email and I will be happy publish it.

I will sincerely miss providing a few moments of comic relief and some inspired cooking tips, but as Thérèse frequently advises me:  Sometimes you need to put business in front of pleasure.  How tedious!

Until later.

Richard May
Gourmay’s International Correspondent